Thursday, May 04, 2006

Get your Ice Cream Here!!

Today, I was at Waldenbooks, buying a birthday present for a friend, when this rapper-guy loped into the store. He stood next to me for a minute, munching on an icecream cone, then he asked me what book I was looking at.
I said: "'Mother' by Maya Angelou, it's for a friend."
He took a bite of ice cream and, with his mouth still full said: "mp#0phhier398"
And I said: "What?"
He replied: "When you're done in this store would you come out so I can buy you some icecream?"

It was hysterical! I sort of felt bad for his pathetic existence.
So I said: "Oh, well, I don't think my boyfriend would want me to do that, but thank you for asking anyway."
He said: "Ok, I was just wondering" and walked out.
We saw each other later, as I was leaving the mall and both of us sort of smiled and laughed!

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Blogger The Lumberjack said...

did he look like eminem? he's a rapper & he's hot. if it was eminem i would have gone for some mint chocolate chip... hater-women lyrics and all! it's easier to forgive good-looking people. i know all might not agree with my good-looking assessment of eminem, but the nurse has spoken.

10:07 PM  
Blogger kittybrunette said...

Well...Eminem is not black, so, no, this boy did not look like him.
He was cute, and the ice cream looked good.
BUT, I have the wonderful Scotsman. He'll buy me icecream if I want him to!
And he's VERY good looking, without hater-women lyrics!

10:47 AM  
Blogger The Lumberjack said...

hmmm... chocolate is always good! The Scotsman is lucky to have such a booty-licious woman. Did you mention that to him? He better put on his mad-Scottish kilt skills to keep the brothers away!

5:10 PM  

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