Those feisty Irish...
A little round Irish lady with flaming red hair, apparently drunk, came up to the Scotsman at a reception during his Canadian conference last week, and asked if he was wearing his kilt in the traditional manner (called "regimental", meaning "with no underwear). He swore that he was regimental, serious kilt-wearers don't do it any other way, and the Irish woman said she didn't beleive him, he was an American, and couldn't possibly be that serious about his heritage.
THEN SHE LIFTED UP HIS KILT, right in the middle of the conference, to reveal...his regimental status!
But, that's not all she did. She ran and got a friend, saying, "He really isn't", and... SHOWED HER!!!
i told you i was worried about his hotness, and how it'd affect the ladies! at janeh928@yahoo.com
A little round Irish lady with flaming red hair, apparently drunk, came up to the Scotsman at a reception during his Canadian conference last week, and asked if he was wearing his kilt in the traditional manner (called "regimental", meaning "with no underwear). He swore that he was regimental, serious kilt-wearers don't do it any other way, and the Irish woman said she didn't beleive him, he was an American, and couldn't possibly be that serious about his heritage.
THEN SHE LIFTED UP HIS KILT, right in the middle of the conference, to reveal...his regimental status!
But, that's not all she did. She ran and got a friend, saying, "He really isn't", and... SHOWED HER!!!
i told you i was worried about his hotness, and how it'd affect the ladies! at janeh928@yahoo.com
posted by kittybrunette at 2:56 PM
2 Comments:
HA! :) Sounds a bit like my grandma too, only she's got a thing for black guys right now. So, I don't think she'd like my Scotsman!!
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